Have A Little Faith
Level 20 Skin
Jump on Heavies, run as fast as you can.
You're the king of Parkour Fortress.
You're the king of Parkour Fortress.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
800 Shillings
The Penetrator
Level 5 Bow
Projectiles penetrate enemy players
Projectiles can bounce once
No headshots
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Face Of Evil
Level 10 Skin
The Pyro's mask was removed.
The person who removed it mysteriously vanished.
The person who removed it mysteriously vanished.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
500 Shillings
Ticket: Aya Shameimaru
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks Aya Shameimaru into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Spoilers Chat
Level 5 Chat Feature
Allows you to type /spoilers in chat
Feel good about not spoiling Dumbledore's death-- oh, whoops.
10 Shillings
Kamikaze
Level 5 Prophunt Feature
Taunt as a prop to perform a kamikaze!
100 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Wilhelm Scream
Level 10 Screaming
If the player dies, there is a small chance he/she will emit a famous scream.
50 Shillings1 Pounds
Stunball
Level 5 PropHunt Feature
Troll the Hunters by stunning them!
30 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
The Gentlemanne's Ticket
Level 5 Chat Feature
This ticket validates the fact that
you are a true gentleman, who doesn't
need a chat filter to be civil!
you are a true gentleman, who doesn't
need a chat filter to be civil!
Abusing the ticket will be punished.
This item can be turned on or off
80 Shillings
Fancy Chat Name
Level 10 Chat Feature
Changes the appearance of your name in the chat to be unique!
This item has several color values
8 Pounds
One Bad Cook
Level 10 Tank
Changes the player's model when he/she becomes the tank to the Mafia Cook from A Hat In Time!
2 Pounds
>implying Greentext
Level 10 Chat Feature
ayyyy lmao
A sentence containing > will have its words behind it set in the greentexting colour.
322 Shillings
Shared Laughter
Level 5 Chat Feature
Let everyone around you know how funny that thing there was
Say lol, lmao, etc. in chat to use this item
3 Pounds
Many Thanks
Level 5 Chat Feature
Honor the age-old tradition of thanking people, without all the hassle of nearly eliminating their entire culture first!
Say thanks, thank you, etc. in chat to use this item
40 Shillings
Earplugs
Level 1 Earplugs
While enabled: Silences tracks played by Music Tokens
Enjoy the peace and quiet of your fellow comrades exploding and being horribly maimed without the terror of music plaguing your every moment!
Enjoy the peace and quiet of your fellow comrades exploding and being horribly maimed without the terror of music plaguing your every moment!
This item can be turned on or off
1 Shillings
The Dodgeball Challenge Token
Level 5 Action Item
Use this token to challenge everyone on the server to play a game of Dodgeball against you!
Type /action in chat to use this item
Only usable in Dodgeball
1 Pounds
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Dramatic Death Token
Level 5 Action Item
Your death was never so dramatic to everyone!
Type /action in chat to use this item
50 Shillings
The Fabulous Fortress
Level 5 Action Item
No default value for attribute #1047
No default value for attribute #1047
No default value for attribute #1047
Only usable in Fortwars
9 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
The Fort Of Chocolate And Cream
Level 5 Action Item
Change the color of your team's fort, radical!
This item only works on FortWars.
10 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Gravitius Token
Level 5 Action Item
Use this token to change the laws of gravity!
Type /action in chat to use this item
25 Shillings
Music Token+
Level 10 Action Item
Select what music to party to!
Type /action in chat to use this item
30 Shillings
Anti Gravitius Token
Level 5 Action Item
I love gravity! MOAR GRAVITY!!
Use this token to fuck up the gravity!
Type /action in chat to use this item
1 Shillings
The Fort Of Eyesore
Level 5 Action Item
Change the color of your team's fort, radical!
This item only works on FortWars.
10 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
The Explosive Delivery Token
Level 5 Action Item
Triples the amount of Dodgeball rockets that can be on the battlefield!
Type /action in chat to use this item
Only usable in Dodgeball
1 Pounds
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
The Illusi-Rocket Token
Level 5 Action Item
Prepare to find out what the Rockets have tried to hide from you since ever.
Type /action in chat to use this item
Only usable in Dodgeball
1 Pounds
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
DJ Skully
Level 10 Skin
He likes everything, from Flamethrowers to Rifles, but when he had to choose he prefered Rifles, so he doesn't need to get out of his 'comfort zone'.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
Has custom voicelines
630 Shillings-10% off!
The Helium Head
Level 10 Skin
...when the patient woke up,
his helium was missing and
the Doctor's head was never
heard from again! HA HA HA!
his helium was missing and
the Doctor's head was never
heard from again! HA HA HA!
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
13 Pounds
Skyfall
Level 10 Skin
What did the Spy do when he got too much blood on his suit?
Take one from James Bond.
Take one from James Bond.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
325 Shillings
Science Scout Skin
Level 10 Skin
Heck, he never even touched the propulsion gel!
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
250 Shillings
Combustible Science
Level 10 Skin
As you burned it hurt because,
he was so happy for you.
he was so happy for you.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
250 Shillings
Reconstructing Science
Level 10 Skin
Teleport your daughter to work day
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
250 Shillings
Radigan Conagher
Level 10 Skin
After hours of toiling, the Engineer
succeeded in understanding his grandfather's
inventions. It had a slight side effect, however.
succeeded in understanding his grandfather's
inventions. It had a slight side effect, however.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
400 Shillings
The Finger Touch
Level 10 Skin
Float like a butterfly, stab like a Krueger
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
250 Shillings
Soldier's Final Combat
Level 10 Skin
Made in China!
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
450 Shillings
Megabeth
Level 10 SMNC Skin
Destroy a thing of power, not a thing of people
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
Has custom voicelines
700 Shillings
Loadsamoney
Level 10 Sniper Skin
Hey you, shut up and look at my wad!
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
325 Shillings
The Robotic Doctor
Level 15 Skin
Robots have no emotions they said, that's why Valve never allowed any robot to have facial expressions.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
428 Shillings-10% off!
The Year Of Luigi
Level 10 Skin
His brother wasn't available, so we asked Luigi - it is the Year of Luigi after all.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
Has custom voicelines
328 Shillings-32% off!
Zer0
Level 10 Skin
Featuring Zer0 as a number and Spy as a definition of the differences between the surfaces X and Y!
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
Has custom voicelines
475 Shillings
The Plumber's Antidote
Level 3 Questionable Plumber
Ever wondered why he lost his medical license? Let's just say it involves coloured pills and viruses in a bottle.
This item mysteriously changes the look of your character when equipped.
This skin doesn't have custom voicelines yet - we're working on this!
500 Shillings
Party Hard
Level 20 Taunt
Such style!
Such moves!
Such grace!
Such moves!
Such grace!
Taunt in-game to use this item
90 Shillings
Canned Laughter
Level 20 Taunt
Laugh intensively at your opponents. Then laugh at your friends.
Actually just laugh at everyone! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Actually just laugh at everyone! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Taunt in-game to use this item
3 Pounds
The Breathing Feet
Level 10 Steaming Device
Powered by SteamPipe technology.
Taunt in-game to use this item
120 Shillings
Plumber Growth
Level 15 Taunt
Grow like Mario, shrink like Mario, get DMCA'd by Nintendo as if it was a Mario Fan Game!
Taunt in-game to use this item
4 Pounds
Gangnam Style
Level 20 Taunt
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Taunt in-game to use this item
120 Shillings
The Michael Bay Experience
Level 15 Taunt
Pretend you're Shia LeBeouf in the latest box office hit! Just remember: cool guys don't look at explosions.
Taunt in-game to use this item
5 Pounds
The Brain-Powered Homicider
Level 5 Syringe Gun
+50.0 max health on wearer
Alt-fire: 25 self-damage to incur a crit-a-cola buff for 3 seconds
On kill: Restores you to 150% health
60% of damage done with any weapon is applied to yourself
No random critical hits
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Camper's Climber
Level 5 Kukri
Can Climb Walls
-30% damage penalty
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Firkin Flamer
Level 5 Flamethrower
Alt Click: Leak oil, which can be ignited
-90% afterburn duration
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Traitors Finale
Level 5 Revolver
Sic Semper Tyrannis. An end to honesty...
Damage is minicrit if fired while disguised at close range
+10% damage bonus
-60% clip size
No random critical hits
25 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Matador
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Projectiles are semi-controllable
On hit: 100.0 vertical push force
-20% slower firing speed
-30% explosion radius
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Quickie Launcher
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
this weapon was designed by Elbagast
+50% faster firing speed
-0.4 sec faster bomb arm time
-20% damage penalty
-75% clip size
-20% explosion radius
-6 max pipebombs out
+100% damage to self
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The American Gothic
Level 5 Pitchfork
On Hit: Disables enemy primary for 3.0 seconds
-15% damage penalty
+20% damage from melee sources while active
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Elektric Assurance
Level 3 Medi Gun
Can instantly deploy Ubercharge at 20% or more,
but Ubercharge only effects patient
but Ubercharge only effects patient
-20% heal rate
25% less max overheal
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Slugger's Face-Off
Level 5 Haunted Bat
+30% faster firing speed
On hit: +12.0 Evasiveness
Evasiveness is subtracted from non-melee damage taken
Evasiveness is subtracted from non-melee damage taken
-60% damage penalty
No random critical hits
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Boil Remover
Level 5 Bonesaw
Damage increases up to +250% with Ubercharge
-25% damage penalty
On hit: -25% Ubercharge
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Bulldog
Level 5 Shotgun
Damage removes Sappers
Crits on Cloaked players
+50% faster firing speed
+10% bullets per shot
-65% clip size
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Chains Of Command
Level 5 Shotgun
+50% faster firing speed
+35% clip size
50% more accurate
-60% damage penalty
65% slower reload time
On miss: Decreased fire rate
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Electroshock
Level 5 Doomsday Device
Revives you with an electrical shock upon near-death
The machine needs to be charged by dealing damage
The machine needs to be charged by dealing damage
This weapon is a Heavy Secondary
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Fire-Retardant Suit
Level 5 Suit
While Disguised: Afterburn Retardant
80% fire damage resistance on wearer
80% fire damage resistance on wearer
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Jack & Ripper
Level 5 Pumpkin Pals
On hit: Knock back victim
Damage is dealt if victim is smashed into a wall
Damage is dealt if victim is smashed into a wall
-40% damage penalty
-30% slower firing speed
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Great Escape
Level 5 Watch
Instant, but noisy cloak
Removes fluids and burning
While cloaked: Increased move speed
Removes fluids and burning
While cloaked: Increased move speed
Cannot cloak before meter is full
While cloaked for too long: damage is taken
This watch will not restore cloak from ammo or metal pickups.
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Lethal Injection
Level 5 Syringe Gun
70% of damage dealt is healed on both patient and Medic
-10% damage penalty
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Medication for an aggressive Medic
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Maxine
Level 5 Minigun
No move speed penalty while deployed
10 ammo consumed per second while deployed
15% slower spin up time
-25% damage penalty
No ammo from dispensers while active
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Nailgun
Level 5 Nailgun
+20% faster firing speed
15% slower reload time
-50% clip size
No random critical hits
25 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Perceptionist
Level 5 Scattergun
On Back Attack: Mini-Crits
+35% clip size
50% decreased reload time
-30% slower firing speed
-20% bullets per shot
No random critical hits
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Pilot Light
Level 5 Flamethrower
Reflected projectiles become full crits
+20% airblast vertical force
+50% airblast force
+35% afterburn damage bonus
40% airblast refire time
-50% damage penalty
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Plot Hook
Level 5 Watch
Cloak hooks player to wall or ceiling
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Eternal Sleeper
Level 5 Club
+300% push scale
On hit: Disable enemy weapon for 0.5 seconds
Crits on Charging players
20% faster weapon switch
-50% damage penalty
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Stab-n-Away
Level 5 Knife
Instant cloak upon backstab
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Texas Pickup
Level 5 Mechanical Finger
On hit: Restores 7% metal
+10% max metal on wearer
+30% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Drains -2 metal per second
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Walkabout
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Combo system
Damage increases for every hit
Third hit will be a critical hit and reset the combo
Combo is reset upon missing
Damage increases for every hit
Third hit will be a critical hit and reset the combo
Combo is reset upon missing
No move speed penalty from zoom
100% slower power charge
No headshots
-10% slower firing speed
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Marauder's Mace
Level 5 Mace
Performs an earthquake upon landing after a Rocket Jump
This weapon is pretty heavy
+20% fall damage resistance while active
-40% slower firing speed
25 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Knifemare
Level 5 Claw
Made by Sputnik for the Community Halloween Update
Instant decloak upon attack
100% crit chance on 3rd continuous hit
+35% faster firing speed
Cannot backstab
-50% damage penalty
35 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Old Abe
Level 101 Shotgun
Deals crits while the wielder is explosive jumping
65% more accurate
20% faster weapon switch
+30% push force from self-damage
-35% clip size
-35% damage penalty
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Golden Gun
Level 69 Golden Revolver
Crits on headshot
Imbued with an ancient power
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
-20% slower firing speed
Million dollars a shot
5 Pounds
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Rage Launcher
Level 10 Rocket Launcher
Gains a damage bonus as rage increases, up to 100%
+25% rage generation rate
-30% damage penalty
Rage drains after not dealing damage for 10.0 seconds
-15 max health on wearer
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Lebensnerv
Level 15 Medigun
Ubercharge converts health to mini-crits for patient at cost of 15 health
Ubercharge can be toggled on and off
Ubercharge can be toggled on and off
-25% overheal decay rate
Ubercharge level is capped at 95%
-80% health from healers on wearer
-1 health drained per second on wearer
This weapon is a Weapon of the Month.
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Critsmourne The Lifestealer
Level 85 +3 Cursed Blade
Alt-fire: 25 self-damage to incur a buff for 3 seconds
20% of damage done is returned as health
-10% slower firing speed
25% longer weapon switch
No random critical hits
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
7 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Half Life
Level 1 Crowbar
Damage equals to 50% of victim's current health
100% of damage done is returned as health
-25% slower firing speed
No random critical hits
Cannot be crit boosted
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Plutonium Pistol
Level 5 Pistol
On 3 hits without missing: Marks the target for 10.0 sec, allowing them to be seen through walls
+25% faster firing speed
25% more accurate
-50% clip size
-20% damage penalty
No random critical hits
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Boilerbuss
Level 1 Blunderbuss
On hit: Reset enemy afterburn
No reload necessary
100% less accurate
-200% slower firing speed
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Chamomile
Level 10 Milk Rifle
On Hit: Milks for 6.0 sec
Alt-Fire Disabled
1 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Hot Air Balloon
Level 1 Flamethrower
Float through the air while firing
+100% ammo consumption rate
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Quick Draw
Level 25 French Spaghetti Showdown Revolver
On Draw: deal and receive Mini-Crits for 3.0 sec
40% more accurate
+30% faster firing speed
15% faster weapon switch
-25% damage penalty
15% slower reload time
No random critical hits
20 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Flagrant Flintlock
Level 30
Crits on headshot
+100% push scale
20% faster weapon switch
-85% clip size
80% slower reload time
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
5 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Bad Feeling
Level 15 Fireaxe
While weapon is active:
Afterburn deals minicrits
-8 health drained per second on wearer
No random critical hits
5 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Scrap Collector
Level 2 Mean Green Machine
Collected ammo is converted to health
+5 metal regenerated every 5 seconds on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
-40% health from packs on wearer
-25% health from healers on wearer
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
8 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Mad Jack
Level 6 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that
explode when they hit an enemy
explode when they hit an enemy
No headshots
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Aussie Possie Trap
Level 15 Explosive Jarate Mines
On Hit: Piss for 6.0 sec
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
-95% damage penalty
-85% clip size
2.0 sec slower bomb arm time
5 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Southern Six Shooter
Level 15 Requested Revolver Of Renya
Gains a damage bonus as metal increases, up to 220%
-400% slower firing speed
-50% clip size
On Fire: --40 metal
No random critical hits
1 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Same Old Shillelagh
Level 50 Irish Walking Stick (Requested Re-release By Gaston)
On hit: Disorientate enemy
0.7 sec increase in charge duration
On Miss: Hit yourself. Ya git.
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Second Reich
Level 19 Medigun
On Uber: Kritz and Uber
-30% Uber duration
-15% ÜberCharge rate
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Jumpin Jehosaphat
Level 10 Double-Headed Axe
While weapon is active:
On Sticky Jump Land: Charge for 2.0 sec
Wearer never takes falling damage
+75% increase in turning control while charging
+20% damage bonus
-15% move speed on wearer
No random critical hits
5 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Deranged Defibrillator
Level 15 Backup Generator
Generate power by dealing damage
Power increases your Ubercharge rate with your medigun by 1% per power charged
All power generated is lost upon deploying Uber
Power increases your Ubercharge rate with your medigun by 1% per power charged
All power generated is lost upon deploying Uber
10% decreased reload time
-20% damage penalty
10% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Subatomic Bonk
Level 6 Soda Drink
On Drink: Restore 100 health
15% longer weapon switch
-20% health from packs on wearer
8 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Sniperdile Swag
Level 15 Secondary Camouflage
While Crouching: Sniperdile Camouflage
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
8 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Iron Boots
Level 15 Ancient Boots
These boots are heavy and slow movement by 15%.
On Sticky Jump Land: Small Earthquake
On Sticky Jump Land: Small Earthquake
+10 max health on wearer
Deals 3x falling damage on the player you land on
-50% reduction in push force taken from non-self damage
''Power.''
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Texas Terminator
Level 15 Engineer Pistol
On Third Consistent Hit: Critical shot
+25% damage bonus
+40% faster firing speed
Hold Fire to load up your clip
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
30% more accurate
-75% clip size
20% slower reload time
7 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Mini Mann
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, 40% smaller, fire and explosion damage taken is mini-crits.
30 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Jumping Spyder
Level 15 Arachnid Knife
Wearer never takes falling damage
While cloaked: Increased jump height
-50% slower firing speed
-25 max health on wearer
20 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Rocket-Flare
Level 15 Rocket Flare
On Hit: Marks target to be visible through walls for 6 sec
Alt-fire: Detonate the flare
This weapon is usable in Medieval Mode
This weapon is an Engineer Secondary
12 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Long Fall Boots
Level 10 Aperture Footwear
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% health from packs on wearer
20 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Survivalist's Slugger
Level 5 Makeshift Shotgun
Every 50 damage with your primary
reloads a shot for this weapon,
up to 12 rounds
reloads a shot for this weapon,
up to 12 rounds
+15% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
20% less accurate
Weapon starts with empty clip
No manual reload
No manual reload
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Leech-Life
Level 66 Blood Sucker
80% of bleed damage
dealt is healed
dealt is healed
-1 health drained per second on wearer
-50% clip size
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Shotgun Bride
Level 1 Shotgun
Hold Fire to load up your clip
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
15% slower reload time
-50% clip size
15 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Jump-Action Shotgun
Level 15 Scattergun
Dealing damage and killing
stores extra jumps, up
to 15 maximum bonus jumps
stores extra jumps, up
to 15 maximum bonus jumps
No double jump
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Tank Goodness
Level 3 Minigun
+100 max health on wearer
Damage taken upgrades
the weapon up to 4 times
the weapon up to 4 times
33% of damage taken by
nearby teammates is
applied to you instead
nearby teammates is
applied to you instead
-75% damage penalty
1 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Finish Line
Level 3 Pistol
Deals bonus damage equal to 10% of target's missing health
+25% clip size
-30% slower firing speed
-65% damage penalty
5 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Unnatural Selector
Level 5 Indivisible Particle Smasher
While weapon is active:
100% of damage done is returned as health
Energy Weapon: Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
-5 health drained per second on wearer
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
The Megabuster MkII
Level 5
The signature weapon of the Blue Bonker!
+100% damage vs. buildings
This weapon is a Scout Secondary
10 Shillings
Note! Weapons are only available on Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers.
Ticket: The Swarm
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks the Swarm into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: Teamkiller
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks Teamkiller into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: Robot Painis Cupcake
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks Robot Painis Cupcake into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
The Freaky Enchancer
Level 20 Rift Activator
Gives the wearer extra privileges, radical!
1 Pounds
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: The Rocket
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks The Rocket into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: El Muchacho
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks El Muchacho into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Tickets: Pair Of Jugs
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
This Ticket Pack contains bosses made by community member JugadorXEI.
Unlocks the Ultimate Chimera and the Snowman into the player's boss rotation.
80 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: The Strategic Deployer
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks The Strategic Deployer into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: Fujiwara No Mokou
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks Hujiwara no Mokou into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ticket: Koishi Komeiji
Level 5 Boss Unlocker
Unlocks Koishi Komeiji into the player's boss rotation.
40 Shillings
Note! This item is only available on Freak Fortress servers.
Ubercharge - AGES
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Ulala
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Ubercharge - Madeon (The City)
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
100 Shillings-50% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Ubercharge - Sonic
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Robotnik
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
100 Shillings-50% off!
Ubercharge - Team Fortress
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Jet Set Radio
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Gurren Lagann
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Portal 2
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Metal Sonic
Level 5 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Shadow
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Ubercharge - Ralph
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Ubercharge - Alex Kidd
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Ubercharge - Pudding
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Ubercharge - Tetrisphere
Level 10 Ubercharge Sound Modifier
Plays a music track when using the charge of your Medigun!
This weapon works on all SLAG Gaming servers!
180 Shillings-10% off!
Note! This item is only available on Gamemode Madness servers.
Your Slag Gaming
Welcome to your Slag Gaming inventory. You've just opened your eyes to a whole new level of awesome!
Login to BeginLogin through Steam
In order to begin your adventure, you need to log in! Don't worry, it's safe; Steam handles the authentication without sharing your personal information.
Your Loadout
You can select which items you want to use at any given time by equipping - or unequipping them!
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What's HotThe most popular stuff... OF ALL TIME!
Mirror's Edge's one and only now equipped with a Scattergun!
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FeaturesPassive items that give you THE POWERRRRR!
TokensSingle-use items to spice up everyone's experience!
SkinsChange your appearance!
TauntsShove it into your enemy's FACE!
Advanced Weaponiser 2Items for Advanced Weaponiser 2 servers!
Freak FortressItems for Freak Fortress 2 servers!
SoundsAdditional sounds at your command!
Login to BeginLogin through Steam
In order to begin your adventure, you need to log in! Don't worry, it's safe; Steam handles the authentication without sharing your personal information.
Slag Gaming Community Rules
#1 Be nice to each other
You can do little taunts, but don't start a flamewar, dont hurt peoples' feelings. You can be a douche as long as your insults do not target any specific active Slag Gaming player. More info here.#2 Don't grief, cheat or "troll"
Anything that is hindering your team's progress, ruining the fun for other players, or attempting to anger fellow players for your own entertainment is not tolerated.#3 Do not spray any racist/discriminating/porn/nudity/gore/other bad pictures
This is a community for all kind of players.#4 Listen and respect admins
They are here to help. They also decide who gets banned.#5 Use your Microphone properly
If people say that you are annoying with your microphone, please stop using it. Spamming music and sound with your microphone is not allowed: we have made music tokens specifically for this purpose!#6 Provide constructive criticism
We want to improve, but being mean with the only intend of demoralizing is just rude! More info here.#7 Just because a rule isn't written down, doesn't mean you can break it
This is maybe a little bit hard to understand. If you think you do something not allowed, ask better before doing it. It can save you trouble.Need something clarified? Join the server rules discussion here.
Gamemode MadnessA bit of everything!
The Wackiest of the Wack
Gamemode Madness is a collecting of all the wierdest maps and modes out there!
PropHunt
Find and kill all Scouts hiding themselves as props!
PropHunt
Play in Kakariko Village of A Link to the Past.
Smash Bros. Fortress
Super Smash Bros. in TF2? N-no... it can't be! BUT IT'S TRUE
Dodgeball
Reflect rockets to hit the enemy team in Dodgeball!
Dodgeball
Maps are a plenty on Slag Gaming servers
Bombermod
Play a classic game of Bomberman but as Demoman!
Smash Bros. Fortress
In TF2 Smash Bros., it's all about knocking out your enemies!
Parkour FortressSpeed and Agility!
New Look
The models and animations have been completely revamped to make the entire gamemode as smooth as possible.
More Info
Challenge
Expect a lot of challenge in a lot of the maps.
Beautiful Maps
Inspired by Mirror's Edge aesthetics.
Speed Run
Run as fast as possible to beat the top 5 times.
Variety by Community
Lots of community-contributed map.
Variety in Environment
Parkour Fortress takes place in a lot of different areas.
Advanced Weaponiser 2TF2's new all-community made arsenal!
All New Items
The Advanced Weaponiser 2 weapons are all designed and modelled by community members, for the community to use.
Diverse, not Boring
Advanced Weaponiser 2 strives to provide a diverse and different loadout, not weapons that simply give +damage and -clip size; we want all new features!
Night of the Living Update
Advanced Weaponiser 2 served as the host for the Night of the Living Update unofficial community update, where most weapons were playable with all-new stats.
American Servers
Slag Gaming |US| ~Advanced Weaponiser
Play Now!If the button doesn't work, try the IP: slag2.mechatheslag.net
Super Zombie FortressSurvive the zombie apocolypse!
Intense Action
Survivors have to rush to escape the zombies, but still manage to pick up weapons.
Teamwork is Everything
Survive an infinite onslaught of zombies while you scatter rooms and dark corridors for weapons and loot! This is a direct expansion to the original Zombie Fortress.
Find Weapons
Weapons are hidden in unpleasent areas such as dark alleyways. Make sure to have a team to help you before you wander off.
